Thursday, May 05, 2005

The Devil Went Down to... Michigan? 

Sorry, wrong number: apparently, the number of the beast is actually 616.

New biblical scholarship renders an Iron Maiden song (and associated lunchboxes) meaningless and paints the residents of Grand Rapids, Michigan in an unflattering light. Is this a Canadian plot to discredit the good people of the Wolverine State? Or should we be casting a careful eye on the history of President Gerald Ford, who hails from the epicenter of the debatably-accursed area code? And was Damien's scalp birthmark in "The Omen" a typo?

Stay tuned to the Bonassus, where updates are unlikely, but less unlikely than at other sites!

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